I am tempted to tell all of my friends, co workers, and future phone purchasers to not use Android for work, because it wants to be a Master when I need it to be my servant. I am beyond upset right now.
Finally, I turned off auto app updates on Google Play and through Developer options, but it still insisted that I obey it and I am currently waiting for the update to finish to use my phone.
This is not an acceptable default position for a phone that is critical for a work experience. I could only imagine the grief that I would be feeling if I was picking up my daughter and using maps, or corresponding with a friend in trouble. This should not be this way.